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Devos Identifying a Few Thousand Students America Can Afford To Die From Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy Devos told the media today that she's been "hard at work" identifying several thousand American children that the...
Incoherent Idiot Wastes Hour of Everyone’s Life Reminding Them Why They Should Vote for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a nearly hour-long, oftentimes rambling, mostly incoherent rant, a massive idiot and continually failed businessman stood in the White House...
Tucker Carlson Hires David Duke as New Head Writer
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Tucker Carlson was in need of a new head writer for his Fox News program, and this morning it...
‘CNN Is Fake News!’ Screams Man Loading His Rifle While Entering Accused Pedophile Pizza...
A man claims CNN is fake news while getting ready to personally investigate a story that has been widely debunked as fake news.
Louie Gohmert Dragged Away By Masked Millennials After Saying “Antifa” 3 Times Into Bathroom...
VALLE DE MORMÓN RACISTACALVO, TEXAS -- According to those with firsthand knowledge of the situation, authorities are still desperately searching for a congressman who...
Tulsa MAGA Rally Goers to Take “Protective KKKool-Aid Shot” As They Enter Building
TULSA, OKLAHOMA -- As members of the American MAGAban enter the building to partake in tomorrow night's Trump 2020 klanpaign rally, they'll be directed...
Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if they pray with their eyes shut, the novel coronavirus will...
Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment
Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an attack on First Amendment rights, and in the wake of...
Scientists Confirm Responding to Extrajudicial Homicide With ‘All Lives Matter’ Makes You a Total...
It could be one of the most important scientific studies since it was proven that Senator Ted Cruz thinks about butt sex more than...
Americans Designate MAGA a Terrorist Organization
While the president and his administration have deemed AntiFa -- a political ideology that declares itself against fascism -- a terrorist organization, actual Americans...
