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Matt Gaetz Can’t Believe Q Didn’t Tell Him Matt Gaetz is a Sex Trafficker
WHORELAND-O, FLORIDA -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) may or may not have very much time left on his political career.
Gaetz announced shortly before the...
Simon & Schuster Says Fact-Checked Kellyanne Conway Memoir Fits on Four Pages
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former White House Senior Bullshit Adviser Kellyanne Conway has written a memoir about her time in the Donald Trump...
Dr. Joe Rogan, M.D. Leaving Harvard Medical School to Host “Fear Factor” Reboot
FORT SHITTFERBRAYNS, TEXAS -- A lot of Americans might not know that there are more than one Harvard Medical School, and they could be...
Biden Makes “Merry Christmas” Illegal Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some on the right have accused President Joe Biden of being a so-called "Quiet Revolutionary."
In lay terms, President Biden's critics believe...
Biden Orders “Capitalism” Removed from U.S. Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government must remove any and all references to "capitalism" from the United States Constitution by the end of next week,...
McConnell: “We Didn’t Pack the Court, We Changed the Rules to Force More Conservatives...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Constitution and Mitch McConnell were often at odds during his tenure as Senate Majority Leader. In particular, McConnell and the...
Entire Population of The Dakotas Shuts Down Single Starbucks to Protest D.C. Statehood
Today, the House of Representatives voted along party lines to advance House Resolution 51, which would make Washington, D.C. the official 51st state in...
Greene: “I Will Never Back Down From Supporting Traditional Anglo-Moron Beliefs”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within hours of a draft proposal for a new "America First Caucus," fronted by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA), the plan...
Cruz: “The Only Thing I Need Covering My Face Left Washington on January 20th”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For quite some time, some Senate Republicans have scoffed at, if not openly defied, congressional rules dictating they wear a face...
She Just Got Her GED, But She Knows Fauci Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking...
"I wear this 45 hat everywhere I go for two reasons -- loyalty to Trump and to remind people that your IQ doesn't define how intelligent you am." - Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO)
