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Man Wants to Make Some Friends Because He’s Sure They’ll Love His “Two Genders”...
As soon as he makes a few friends, 43-year-old writer Will Palumbo knows they'll all love his memes. In particular, Will is completely confident...
Ivanka Says She ‘Begged’ Her Father to ‘Pull Out Before Biden’
Former First Lady Ivanka Trump might have been a little confused this morning when she was asked about President Joe Biden's decision to end...
John Wilkes Booth Claimed He Confused His Taser for His Derringer
From time to time, one finds oneself in the position to learn about modern times through the lens of history. Perhaps something that happens...
Matt Gaetz Won’t Be Subway’s New Spokesperson After All
MILFORD, CONNECTICUT -- As of just three weeks ago, Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) was riding pretty high. He was one of the American right's...
Manchin Joins The Might-As-Well-Be-A-Republican Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Senator Joe Manchin filed official paperwork, and left the Democratic Party for good. At the same time, Manchin filed...
Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore
Apparently, the most recently vacated occupant of the Oval Office was extremely upset and unnerved by interviews Doctors Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx gave...
Cruz: “Republicans Just Want to Make Sure Voters Are the Right Shade of American”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attempting to explain to reporters why he and his fellow Republicans are against passing the new voting rights act being debated...
Man Whose Career Has Been Partisan Power Grabs Calls Dem Voting Bill a Partisan...
"You might call me a hypocrite, but I'd just say that my experience makes me uniquely qualified to see partisan political grabs."
Super Pro-American MAGA Patriot Rooting for Murderous Dictator to Beat Biden In Debate
He really loves the United States but really wants the American president to lose in a debate with the Russian president/chief murderer.
Ted Cruz Says If D.C. Gets Statehood, Mar-A-Lago Should Too
"If they're gonna give all those, you know, URBANS, two more senators, it's only fair we get two more ourselves."
