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STUDY: The Worst-Run Democrat Cities Are in The Worst-Run Republican Country
A newly published study seems to indicate that all the worst-run Democrat cities happen to be in the worst-run Republican country; namely the United...
Liberty University to Give Falwell 21-Cuck Salute Send-Off
LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA -- When Jerry Falwell Jr. leaves Liberty University in the coming days, it'll be in disgrace, but that doesn't mean his soon-to-be-former...
Cocaine to Officially Sponsor The Rest of RNC 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 2020 Republican National Convention kicked off last night and featured speeches from some of President Donald J. Trump's most loyal...
Mexico Offers to Pay for Bannon and Kolfage’s Prosecution
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When Donald Trump entered the 2016 presidential race, he did so quite auspiciously. In a now infamous address delivered in...
Hunter Biden to Read Steve Bannon’s Indictment During DNC 2020 Speech
The Democratic National Committee apparently has decided to end its 2020 national convention with a bit of spectacle and perhaps even political bloodsport. Hunter...
Will Joe Biden Replace the Army With AntiFa Mercenaries? This Man Thinks So.
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- There's a new rumor flying around certain corners of the Internet that if elected, former Vice President Joe Biden...
God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway issued an urgent press release this morning, apologizing for what he's calling his "sloppy aim."
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Super-Liberal Can’t Support First Multiracial Female VP Candidate With Identical Voting Record as Bernie...
LOS IDEALOGAS PURISTAS, CALIFORNIA -- 42 year old Shaun Martino considers himself "the most progressive person" he knows.
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ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her state has filed a suit against the National Rifle Association,...
Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's briefing earlier today when the crucifix she often wears...