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Ivanka Had The Most Classy and Elegant Photos Taken For Father’s Day
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- Pretty Much First Lady Ivanka Trump reportedly had a series of classy, elegant boudoir photos taken as a gift for Father's...
Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts, quite a strong relationship with his former boss. The bond...
Skeletor Disappointed He Looks More Like Kellyanne Conway After Plastic Surgery
Editor's note: If you find yourself offended by this story, try to remember how ugly someone must be both inside and out to defend...
Ron Perlman Offers to Cast Ted Cruz In “Go To Hell, Boy”
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Actor Ron Perlman has reportedly reached out to a Republican senator and offered him a part in an upcoming movie. It's...
Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to controversy, to put it lightly. His show isn't even new...
CEO of Antifa, Inc. Admits Buffalo Franchise Has Been Recruiting From Nursing Homes
SOROS HQ, LITERAL AND ACTUAL HELL -- In a stunning and completely unforeseen development, Bob Antifa, Chairman and CEO of Antifa, Inc., has issued...
Booker, Harris Holding Up Federal Anti-Neighbor Ass Beating Law
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Legislation aimed at curbing the incidence of one neighbor beating up another is being stalled in the U.S. Senate by two...
Rand Paul Wonders If Black Lives Really Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is only one, single member of the Senate Republican caucus that is standing in the way of the federal government...
George Floyd Looks Down From Heaven on May Jobs Report and Still Wishes Four...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- While his country is still reeling from the COVID-19 outbreak, and as civil unrest is still being witnessed in...
2003 Republicans Want U.S. Military to Liberate U.S. From 2020 Republicans
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A delegation of elected Republicans from the year 2003 appeared on the steps of the capitol rotunda this morning, demanding that...
