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Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?
The President of the United States is currently the subject of an active impeachment inquiry. As most Americans know, however, the United States isn't...
Tomi Lahren to Release List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse
BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern California, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributing racist Tammy...
Ratcliffe Confirmed as Director of National Unintelligence
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours ago, Congressman John Ratcliffe of Texas received the most number of "no" votes of anyone nominated for the job,...
Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging that their logo is a "blatant and comically obvious, lazy...
Fox News Medical Non-Experts Not Sure Americans Should Be Listening to Dr. Fauci Anymore
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Three of Fox News' least-learned and un-certified medical non-experts are starting to form a consensus about a man who...
Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”
VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a segment on Fox & Morons this morning that she still "very...
Armed Protesters Demand Their Right to Domestic Terrorism for Haircuts
DERP CITY, MICHIGAN -- Dozens of armed mouth-breathers stormed a local government office this afternoon, angrily demanding they be afforded their constitutional right to...
Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice President of Trinity, Inc., held his weekly press conference before the Pearly Gates...
Devin Nunes: ‘Only 10,000 Benghazis’ Not Worth Shutting Down Economy Over COVID-19
DIPSHIT, CALIFORNIA -- On September 11th, 2012, a terrorist attack was carried out on a U.S. consular building in Benghazi, Libya. During the attack,...
Bernie or Bust Voter Won’t Vote For DNC Shill Bernie Sanders After Biden Endorsement
VALLE IZQUIERDA, CALIFORNIA -- When Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden's presidential campaign during a livestream hosted by the former Vice President this morning, he...
