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George Santos Talked to Us About His Inspiration Behind Steamboat Willie
"...when you're someone like me -- and granted there are so very few who are -- you come up with so many genius ideas...
Naming Marjorie Taylor Greene His VP Would Double the IQ of Trump’s Ticket to...
Former President Donald Trump really wants to make an attempt at a third popular vote loss in next year's presidential election. Though Trump has...
Legal Experts Sharply Divided on Whether Trump Will Get Conjugal Visits With Ivanka
As the country braces for a potential arrest of former President Donald Trump, a cornucopia of legal questions has arisen. Given that a president...
In 2024, Republicans Will Choose Between Trump, DeSantis, or Another Form of Cancer
Believe it or not, Americans are only about 20 short months away from choosing the next President of the United States.
It's assumed at this...
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy Awards. Smith and Petras performed...
GA Grand Jury Wants to Indict Trump on Charges of Being a Daughter Lusting...
A grand jury in Georgia has concluded its work, and according to several sources, is ready to recommend that former, one term, twice forever...
Gaetz Wants House Republicans to Make Trump’s Balls Next Speaker
Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is working hard behind the scenes to convince his fellow House Republicans to give his handpicked choice for the Speaker's...
New Leak Indicates Supreme Court Will Overturn the Right to Eat Eggs
A leaked draft opinion written by Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh indicates that he, and the court's most conservative justices, are poised to strike...
Texas Man Thinks Wife’s OB is a Groomer Because They Couldn’t Find the Fetus’s...
FT. SHITLIP, TEXAS -- A man in the Lonestar State filed a suit in court yesterday, demanding damages from his wife's obstetrician-gynecologist. The lawsuit...
I Attended an Orgy With Madison Cawthorn and Putin Really Seemed to Enjoy His...
Allow me to say from the start that I understand it sounded pretty crazy and unrealistic when Rep. Madison Cawthorn (Q-NC) was recorded on...
