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Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it's all said and done, Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska is "just not all that much a fan of holding...
Pence: “Clearly What We Need is a Wholesome Halftime Show With Bible Verses and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The NFL's Super Bowl Halftime show has become quite a spectacle and is the subject of many opinion pieces both before...
Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In ‘Any S_ _thole Countries’ Without Universal Healthcare
The world was shocked by the frank, obtuse, and obscene language used by President Donald Trump when he once chose to express that he...
Friends Say Now They Understand Why Vince Vaughn’s Hands Smell Like He Doesn’t Use...
Friends of alleged actor Vince Vaughn are telling various media outlets this week that they've discovered the reason behind one of the biggest mysteries...
Iran Says Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations Are American Targets of Cultural Value
U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows when he implied that American bombs could possibly target 52...
Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3
U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows when he implied that American bombs could possibly target 52...
Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the world, despite being the third most...
McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said today that "in the interest of fairness and logic" he's going to file a change...
Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama and Federal Judge Merrick Garland have released a statement, following Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's speech on...
Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants the FBI, CIA, and local police organizations throughout America to...
