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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
Citing ‘Medical Costs and the Disruption,’ Trump Orders Military Re-Segregated
Just after re-instituting a ban on transgender soldiers, Trump rolls back more of what conservatives call the "social experiment"ing within the military.
Transgender, Two Tour Afghanistan Vet Hopes Trump’s Bone Spurs Aren’t Hurting Him Anymore
He served two tours in Afghanistan as a woman, came home, transitioned, and now he's been kicked out of the military by Trump.
Trump Leads Boy Scouts Chant of “F*ck that C**t” About Hillary
After President Donald Trump spoke at their annual Jamboree, the Boy Scouts of American aren't apolitical anymore.
Analysis: 17 Red States Give Trump, Fucking Cousins At Gun Shows, Better Than 50%...
New polling data, when analyzed, shows that 17 states give both President Trump and doing it with your cousin at a gun show the same approval rating.
Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’
Sean Hannity does't want newly hired Anthony Scaramucci to get the wrong idea about how much Trump dong he's entitled to.
Scaramucci Tells Press He Saw Trump Fire Proton Torpedo Down Shaft Only Two Meters...
Anthony Scaramucci is the new White House Communications director, and he's already out in the streets, communicating things about his boss.
Trump to Pay Tribute to Sean Spicer, Dedicate Bushes in Front of White House...
Sean Spicer has resigned his post as the Trump administration's press secretary, but the White House plans to honor his brief tenure and service anyway.
Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do
If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?
Trump Explains Secret Meeting With Putin Was ‘Just a Meet Cute’
Nothing nefarious was discussed during Putin and Trump's secret meeting; it was just a random meeting of two people destined to be together.
