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G.E., Kellyanne Conway Announce New “Spy-crowave” That Shoots 4k Video, Takes 128 Megapixel Pictures
General Electric and Kellyanne Conway teamed-up to announce a brand new line of special, high-tech spying microwaves to shareholders today.
Conway Caught Freebasing Chemtrails In Tinfoil Tent, Ranting That Bowling Green Was An ‘Inside...
When her friends and colleagues recently staged an intervention, Kellyanne Conway was caught in a compromising position.
Trump Orders Poor Americans’ Bootstraps Shortened So One Percent’s Can Be Longer
If your poor, Republicans want you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, but Trump wants those bootstraps shortened a bit.
Kellyanne Conway: “That Secret Kenyan Communist Darkie Is Behind Everyone Disrespecting The President!”
Kellyanne Conway thinks people are showing disrespect to her boss, and she's pretty sure the guy her boss disrespected for eight years is to blame.
ICE Agents Arrest, Move To Deport Anchor Fetus
Federal agents in California have arrested and will now move to deport the youngest undocumented life form in U.S. history.
Sean Spicer To Start Using Hooked On Phonics Before Every Press Briefing
A new phonics program has been acquired by the Bannon administration to help Sean Spicer get over his tendency to trip over easy words.
VP Pence Suggests Tearing Down Wall Between Church And State And Using It To...
If you ask Mike Pence, the wall separating church and state in this country could be dismantled and put to much better use.
Ben Carson: Ending Slavery Was Wrong Because It Took Work Experience From Dark Skinned,...
Was abolishing slavery the right thing to do morally, or a gross overreach and expression of truly libtarded libtardery? Ben Carson has ideas.
Obama Offers To Trade Real Birth Certificate For Wire Tap Recordings
President Trump has been offered the material contained within Obama's wire tap but only if he hands over Obama's real birth certificate.
Sean Hannity Will Stop Defending Trump When He Finishes Sucking The President’s Dick
Fox News host and Donald acolyte Sean Hannity will stop defending the co-president as soon as he and Trump finish what they're doing at the moment.
