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Sessions Invokes Obscure Clause In Constitution That Says Perjury Only Applies To Democrats
According to a rarely referenced clause in the Constitution, Attorney General Jeff Sessions says he cannot be prosecuted for perjury.
Navy SEAL William “Ryan” Owens To Receive Purple Prop Award From President Trump
William "Ryan" Owens, fallen Navy SEAL from the botched Yemeni raid, will get a new honor from Co-President Trump this week.
Sean Spicer To Undergo Breakthrough Tongue Untying Surgery
Sean Spicer often has problems getting his words out during press briefings, but is all that about to change?
Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal
Attorney General Jeff Sessions may just have some really big, personal reasons for taking up that devil's weed sometime in the near future.
Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer
One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.
Paul Ryan Worried Congress Can’t Destroy The Middle Class Fast Enough With All The...
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan really wants to do the job he was elected to do, but all of the distractions from the Trump camp are gumming up the works.
President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed...
The body and widow of slain SEAL Ryan Owens will accompany Co-President Trump on a tour of the country, whipping up support.
Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving...
Even a well-deserved vacation can't keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore.
Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To...
When he addresses Congress tomorrow, Donald Trump knows he needs a really good zinger to break the ice with.
Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting,...
It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.
