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Russian Prostitute Takes Credit For Giving Trump Idea For Trickle Down Tax Plan
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Today, President Donald Trump signed a massive tax cut into law.
The tax overhaul is expected to bring modest savings to middle...
Trump Decides To Boycott KFC, Fearing A Chicken Coup
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are reporting that President Trump is growing increasingly paranoid about attempts to subvert his presidency, and...
Trump Wanted To Veto GOP Tax Plan After Finding Out Obama Would Benefit From...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Independent and non-partisan estimates of the GOP tax plan and overhaul -- that could reach President Trump's desk for signature by...
Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's Russian headaches will not go away.
For over a year, allegations of connections between Russia and his campaign, now...
T-Bone Lahren Wants President of Carolinas To Forbid Sale Of Panthers To P-Diddy
SIN CEREBRO, TEXAS -- Timpani Lahren, the feisty blonde conservative commentator and Fox News screeching racist magpie, went on a verbal rampage during a...
White House Cleaning Staff Accidentally Find Trump’s Russian Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A shocking development in the nation's capital today as White House cleaning staff reportedly discovered the long form birth certificate of...
Pentagon UFO Program Makes Trump Demand Wall Be 70 Miles High
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump broke his silence on the Pentagon's top secret, multi-billion dollar mission to investigate UFOs this morning.
Last week, The New...
Vladimir Putin Unsure How To Follow Up Last Year’s Christmas Gift To Trump
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- In the Kremlin, word is that Vladimir Putin is hard at work trying to finish up his Christmas shopping. He's gotten...
Trump’s Judicial Nominee Unsure What To Do When Handed “Judge’s Hammer Thingy”
"Look everyone! I'm Thor! I'm Thor!"
Trump Demands Rian Johnson Tell Him If Captain Kirk Is “The Last Jedi”
"I do not want to spoil the whole film for everyone, I'm not a jerk."
