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To Celebrate Earth Day, EPA Chief and President Trump Double-Team Inflatable Globe
President Donald Trump and EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt celebrated Earth Day like youd' expect two uber-capitalists would.
With O’Reilly Gone, Sean Hannity Hopes To Get Much More One-On-One Time With Trump’s...
With Bill O'Reilly no longer at Fox, Sean Hannity is really hoping to get some special, one-on-one time with President Trump.
Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed to undergo a new plastic surgery procedure to remedy.
President Trump Asks if He Can Command Navy With Battleship Board Game Instead
After seeming to lose track of where the USS Carl Vinson was actually heading, President Trump has asked if he can direct the navy in a new way.
Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
President Donald Trump has tapped nutritionist David Avocado Wolfe for a new and important role at the Food and Drug Administration.
Trump Pledges to ‘Buy American Wives and Hire American Prostitutes’ From Now On
Apparently, Mr. Trump believes that "Buy American, Hire Americans" should pertain to everyone and every occupation and industry.
Second Lady Nudges Him Again, But President Trump Remains an ‘Orange, Tiny-Handed, Oligarchic Shit...
After seeing Second Lady Melania nudge President Trump to get him to do something, his staff hatches a plan to curb some of his behavior.
Trump Demands He Get to Try On Queen Elizabeth’s ‘Jewely Thingy’ During UK Visit
Co-President Donald Trump will be visiting the United Kingdom soon, and as such he has some rather kingly demands of his hosts.
Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll
President Trump believes deep in his orange heart that hundreds of millions of people attended the White House Easter Egg Roll.
At Easter Service, President Trump Tells First Lady He Feels Honored By ‘All These...
President Donald Trump attended Easter service and was touched and honored that the churches in town all put big T's out for him.
