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Trump to Hold Seance, Contact Dead Parents, and Ask Them to Make His Job...
After a really rough first 100 days of his presidency, marred by scandal, conflicts, and incompetence, Trump needs his mommy and daddy.
Trump Calls for ‘That Big Crack in Arizona’ to be Sold for Profit and...
President Trump's review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for the chopping block -- the Grand Canyon.
Trump Declares Today “Bang! Your Daughter at Work Day”
Will a new effort to reach out to every daughter in America help restore President Trump's largely sexist reputation? He hopes so.
Trump Boasts His “Face the Nation” Interview Got Higher Ratings Than Liberating Auschwitz Would
President Donald Trump believes his "Face the Nation" interview ratings prove he's more popular than liberating a Nazi death camp.
Poll Shows 96% of Trump Voters Still Not Sure What’s Outside Their Own Rectum
New polling data seems to suggest and also confirm what most people have presumed about Trump voters for quite some time.
Trump Has Ivanka’s Cabinet Seat Removed and She Will Sit on His Lap Instead
First Lady Ivanka Trump will have a new place to sit when Daddy lets her run the meetings in his fancy-shmancy cabinet room!
President Trump Asks Bill O’Reilly to Become His New Head of Female Outreach
President Trump has reportedly reached out to former Fox News host Bill O'Reilly to see if he'd be willing to reach out to same ladies for him.
President Trump Appoints New National Translator for His Interviews
President Trump, when interviewed, seems to run off into wild, nonsensical tangents quite often. But a new translator might help.
AG Sessions: U.S. Could Pay For Trump’s Border Wall By Repealing 13th Amendment
Paying for Donald Trump's proposed border wall is meeting stiff opposition all over the political spectrum, but his AG has a plan for that.
Trump Announces Next Year U.S. Will Celebrate Flat Earth Day Instead
President Donald Trump indicated that the United States will be celebrating an alternative version of Earth Day next year.
