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Trump Honors Jackie Robinson by Congratulating Himself for Breaking the Presidency’s “Orange Color Barrier”
On Jackie Robinson Day, President Donald Trump honors the civil rights and baseball icon in his own unique, narcissistic way.
Trump Wants Congress to Make Vodka, Russian Whore Piss Tax Deductible
Even though President Donald Trump might not want to release his taxes, he still wants certain items he spends a lot on yearly to be tax deductible.
Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his top advisers, directing her to have all the microwaves in...
Kushner Begs Ben Carson to Perform Frankenstein Surgery on Trump, Make Him a Smarter...
Jared Kushner is desperate to help smarten up his father-in-law and has decided to enlist the HUD Secretary to do so.
President Trump Considering Switching Air Force One Out For a Jet From the United...
Recently embattled United Airlines may get an unexpected boost from an unlikely, orange, racist, xenophobic, disgustingly out of shape ally.
Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice...
Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his "doctrine."
Conway Corrects Trump After He Thinks He’ll Be Hunting Women’s Genitalia At WH Easter...
Co-President Donald J. Trump had to be corrected by his adviser Kellyanne Conway when he got the details of the White House Easter Egg Hunt confused.
Awkward! Donald Trump Jr. Asked His Dad Who He Has to “Blow to Get...
Donald Trump Jr. knows it is completely unfair that his sister Ivanka gets all the good stuff from Daddy being president!
Rand Paul: Trump Getting Putin’s Permission for Syrian Airstrike ‘Close Enough’ For Him
Many Senate Republicans suddenly find themselves okay with Trump warning Vladimir Putin before asking them for permission to bomb Syria.
Syrian Child Glad Being Trapped Like a Rat in a Cage Helps Boost Donald...
President Donald Trump has started bombing a country he doesn't want to allow refugees to come into the United States from.
