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Musk Will Start Charging Twitter Users $500 to Block Him
On Super Bowl Sunday, alt-right billionaire plutocrat Elon Musk was extremely alarmed when his tweet about the big game didn't get nearly the same...
Jesus Christ Wonders How Many Poor People You Can Feed for Two Super Bowl...
Today, Jesus Hubert Christ held his weekly heavenly press conference. One reporter asked the Son of God about a pair of Super Bowl commercials...
Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union
Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse faced cave troll that broke...
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy Awards. Smith and Petras performed...
Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data
The State of Florida is set to begin collecting menstrual data from its high school athletes. It's the latest in a series of anti-transgender...
Punxsutawney Phil Tells Kari Lake She’ll Spend Four More Years Not Being Governor
This morning, Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, awoke from his slumber, saw his shadow, and predicted another six weeks of...
Mike Pence Returns Classified Docs and Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics to Proper Authorities
This morning, a courier hired by former Vice President High Priest Mike Pence delivered unmarked envelopes to two different locations. When asked about this...
Tucker Carlson Vows He’ll Never Stop Sexually Fantasizing About Cartoon M&M’s
An angrily tearful Tucker Carlson told his Fox News audience today that he is "fully, full-on committed" to finding cartoon candy mascots attractive, and...
“Here’s Why Your Uterus Belongs to Those Weird Jesus Freak Neighbors” by Amy Coney...
The following editorial was submitted by Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney OfJesse Barrett. The views and opinions herein are those of Mrs. Barrett's, provided...
New Leak Indicates Supreme Court Will Overturn the Right to Eat Eggs
A leaked draft opinion written by Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh indicates that he, and the court's most conservative justices, are poised to strike...
