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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

ISIS Agrees With Matt Gaetz: Murdering Americans is Okay

Last night at a rally in Georgia with fellow Republican Congresswoman...

Gaetz and Greene Form Qu Qlux Qlan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor...

GA Republicans Want to Audit the Elections of 1860 and 2008 Next

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Republicans in the state of Georgia have been...

Trump Confident He Could Run the Country From Rikers Island

FART-A-LOT-GO, FLORIDA -- If he had to, former one-term, twice-impeached President...

Flashback: Al Qaeda Votes to Block Formation of 9/11 Commission

As Senate Republicans inch closer to blocking the formation of the...

Marjorie Greene Cast in New Biopic About Seattle Slew

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Whether or not her political career ends up...