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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

120 Republicans Vote to Make Confederate Statue Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shortly after voting against the removal of all...

Gosar’s Next Fundraiser Will Be Black Tie, Hoods Optional

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Paul Gosar (Nazi-AZ) will be participating in...

I Lied About WMD, and Election Theft, But I’m Telling the Truth About the NSA Spying on Me

The following editorial was written by Fox News correspondent and the...

Arizona GOP: Maricopa Audit Revealed Unicorn Pubes and Sasquatch Urine Used to Tamper With Ballots

The audit of Arizona's 2020 election, conducted by a right-wing financed...

We Asked the American Flag If It Felt Offended By Gwen Berry’s Political Protest

This weekend, MAGA social media was incensed by the actions of...

FBI: Trump’s COVID-19 Body Count Higher Than Clintons’ Kill List

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new report from the Federal Bureau of...

Liberty Loving Patriot Wants Gwen Berry Deported For Disrespecting America’s Freedom Rag

SHITLIP, GEORGIA -- When someone asks 30-year-old right-wing YouTuber Matthew Palumbozo...