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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Nicki Minaj Says Her Cousin’s Friends Balls Are Southwest Pilots Who Walked Out Over Vaccines

One of MAGA America's favorite experts on the moisture level of...

Dave Chapelle’s Therapist Confident She’ll Send Her Kids to Ivy League Schools

We can't reveal her real name, but recently one of our...

Jon Gruden Just Behind Trump in New 2024 GOP Poll

Racist and homophobic emails from nearly a decade ago have cost...

Hannity Demands Full Audit of 1860 Presidential Election

Fox News host Sean Hannity told his radio audience today that...

William Shatner Boldly Goes Where No Other Over-Actor Has Gone Before

Today, 90-year-old William Shatner boarded one of billionaire Jeff Bezos' Blue...

Oklahoma Man Extradited to Texas After Being Caught Spanking It in Dallas

GILEAD COUNTY, TEXAS -- Officials with the Texas State Sex Fluid...

“Small Government” Governor Dictates to Private Companies What They Can Do About COVID-19

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- "Herp derp! Me small government conservative! Me hate...

Brandon Goes to the White House, Confirms Biden is Still Trump’s President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It finally happened. After a couple of weeks...