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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Boebert Thought Planning Trump’s Insurrection Just Meant ‘Giving Boners to Some Dirty MAGAs’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Responding to a new bombshell report in Rolling Stone that...
James Schlarmann
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October 25, 2021
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DeSantis Offers $5,000 to Any Cop With COVID That Makes Out With Him
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- The Governor of Florida is bound and determined...
James Schlarmann
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October 25, 2021
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Trump Promises Windmill Cancer Vaccine If He Gets Second Term, But Will Not Mandate It
BUTTE CHEESE, IOWA -- Former, one term, twice forever and ever...
James Schlarmann
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October 25, 2021
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Have You Seen Any Job Openings Where I Can Kill People While Unvaccinated?
The following editorial was submitted to this publication by Officer Darrel...
James Schlarmann
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October 22, 2021
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Op-Ed: “My Genitals Are Microscopic and It’s All George Soros’ Fault!”
The following editorial was submitted by the office of Congressman Matt...
James Schlarmann
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October 22, 2021
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Trump Launches “Truth Social” and OJ Simpson Launches “Not for Murderers Social”
https://youtu.be/u0tJyXF9qiA SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, Facebook and Twitter executives...
James Schlarmann
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October 21, 2021
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Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal...
James Schlarmann
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October 21, 2021
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Facebook Hopes Rebranding Itself “WhiteNationalistDumpsterFireBook” Helps Somehow
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facing mounting pressure after a slew...
James Schlarmann
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October 21, 2021
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What’s More Fascist – Sneeze Guards on Salad Bars, Vaccine Mandates, or Attempted Coups?
These days, there's one thing Americans are really concerned about, and...
James Schlarmann
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October 20, 2021
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Scientists Discovered the Missing Link. You’ll Never Guess Which State Sent Her to Congress!
For nearly as long as the theory of evolution has existed,...
James Schlarmann
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October 20, 2021
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