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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...

Romney to Un-Hide Percentage of His Fortune To Combat Poverty

Mitt Romney wants to focus on poverty, and he might maybe have a plan to show just how serious he is about it.

SCALIA: As Long as Gay People Are Corporations, They Can Get Married

The Supreme Court is going to decide on gay marriage this summer, and Justice Antonin Scalia may have possibly perhaps tipped his hand.

EXCLUSIVE: Read a Leaked Draft of Sen. Joni Ernst’s State of the Union Rebuttal Here!

Joni Ernst will deliver the Republican rebuttal to Obama's next State of the Union, which we may have a draft copy of for you to read right now!

Most Transparent Administration Ever Knew Senate Was Being Spied On

The CIA-Senate spying scandal took a new turn when it was revealed the Obama Administration knew all about it. But will Obama voters care?

House Republicans Draft Bill to Retroactively Delete The Executive Branch From Constitution

Will House Republicans succeed in amending the government to delete the Executive branch?

Steve Scalise Not Sorry He Punched Nun In Throat

Steve Scalise doesn't believe in apologies. Ever.

Man Who Took More Than 125 Days Off Last Year Names The Real Moochers

Rand Paul and his fellow congress people took over 125 standard work days off last year, making him an expert on moochers.

Mitch McConnell To Create New ‘Titty Committe’ With Female Chair

Will Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell be able to get his new mammary-related committee off the ground?

Senate Environment Chair: “Climate Change, Schmimate Change, Let’s Frack The Grand Canyon!”

Will Senate Environment Chairman Jim Inhofe successfully get fracking started in the Grand Canyon?

Ohio’s Most Powerful Drunk Believed to Also Be Poisoning John Boehner

Is there someone else putting toxic chemicals into John Boehner's body?