Totally Bulls*it News

Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Freedom Loving Republicans to Star in Anti-Freedom, Anti-LGBT Documentary

Prominent Republicans like Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul are going to star in a documentary that claims LGBT equality is an attack on Christianity.

Obama Uses Nobel Prize to Stuff ISIS War Powers Authorization Into Envelope

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It takes a whole lot of pages to...

Tennessee Republican: ‘Bible Should Be Our Official Book, Jesus Christ Our Co-Governor’

Jerry Sexton is a Tennessee Republican with an interesting take on the Separation of Church and State.

“Why Brian Williams Should Go To Jail” by Dick Cheney

An op-ed penned by Dick Cheney in support of incarcerating Brian Williams.

Man Who Benefited From Federal Anti-Discrimination Laws Laments Having to Pay it Forward

Clarence Thomas has a sad about the court having "made up its mind" on gay marriage already.

Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated

Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison?

POLL: COUNTRY UPSET IT WAS LIED TO ABOUT STUFF THAT HAPPENED IN A WAR BUILT ENTIRELY ON LIES

Who are Americans more upset at - Brian Williams or the people who lied to get us into the war that Williams told false stories about?

Senator Dr. Rand Paul: ‘Parents Have a Right to Make Their Kids Drink AIDS Blood if They Want’

Will Rand Paul deliver this speech on parental freedom sometime soon?

West Virginia Republican Says Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’

Are rape pregnancies terrible? According to human beings with compassion and empathy, yes. According to some Republicans? Maybe not so much.

Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill

Are Texas Republicans going to force their state to take a stand against Obama's mandatory vaccinations, even if they don't exist in reality?