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Stephen Miller Wants Trump to Buy Greenland, But Only If It’s Renamed “Whiteland”

"It has a super-cool ring to it, doesn't it? And it's very aspirational for MAGA voters." - Stephen Miller, White House Adviser & Bald...

Adelson, Kochs To ‘Go Halvsies’ On Next President of the United States of America

Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers really want to buy the next presidency, and they're agreeing to go halvsies to prove it.

Fox News Readies Ring for First 2016 Republican Presidential Cage Match

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the production have...

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #411

How many of America's firearms did Obama take away this week? Find out here!

5 Things You’ll Find in the American Hogwarts

Author J.K. Rowling made headlines recently by confirming that in her...

North Carolina Republican: ‘We’re Tired of the Other States Having all the Homophobic Fun!’

One North Carolina Republican explains why he and his colleagues overrode the state's Republican governor on a piece of anti-LGBT legislation.

Jesus Christ Has ‘Had It Up to Here’ With People Using His Name to Hurt LGBT People

Jesus Christ is really getting tired of the Religious Right's shenanigans.

Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”

Marco Rubio's embarrassing New York Times article may have given birth to his economic vision.

Franklin Graham ‘Bummed’ To Find Out His Mattress is Pro-LGBT Too

Even Franklin Graham's mattress has turned on him!

Fox Hosts Remind Viewers Not Every Holocaust, Rape Victim Victim ‘Was a Saint’

Fox News Hosts Remind Viewers Not Every Holocaust Victim 'Was a Saint'

John Boehner: SCOTUS Should Do ‘The Right Thing and Kick Cancer Patients Off Their Insurance Over Semantics’

Rep. John Boehner says that Obamacare should be gutted by the Supreme Court because it's "the right thing."