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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Ohio Republican: Obama Free College Plan a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People

One Ohio Republican fears free college would be the end of his party.

El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine

A guide to traditional Mexican food, written by the expert on Mexican culture himself, Donald Trump.

Dignity Buys Formerly Discriminated-Against Mississippi Gay Man Giant Mansion

Justice Clarence Thomas has some interesting ideas on dignity and discrimination, but one gay man in MS may actually agree with him.

How One Man’s Straight Marriage Was Totally Ruined By Gay Marriage

One man's harrowing ordeal, losing his straight marriage to gay marriage.

Scott Walker Worried He’s Not ‘Coming Off Dumb Enough’ For GOP Voters

Is Scott Walker coming off as dumb enough for the GOP base? Only time will tell.

Teary-Eyed Donald Trump Finally Realizes Whole World Hates Him

Last week, 2016 Republican Presidential Hopeful #3,215 -- known also as...

U.S. Takes Break From Thumping Its Chest to Slap Itself On Back – With Fireworks!

The Fourth f July is the day of the year that America stops thumping its chest long enough to slap itself on its back for a "job well done" in democracy.

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #414

The Obama Gun Grab just keeps rolling on and on. See how many guns he snatched up this week here.

Massive Crowd Greets Man Who Has Absolutely No Chance of Winning Presidency

MADISON, WISCONSIN -- While it is undeniable fact that unless one...

Country Ignores Burning Black Churches For Consistency’s Sake

What is going on with the rash of black churches burning recently? Don't ask most Americans.