Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #413

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Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #413): zeroTotal Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Types of Guns Declared Unfit for Citizens by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number of Public Spaces, Guns Forbidden in By President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Times Guns Called ‘Implements of the Devil’ by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Guns Personally Melted Down by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Gay Marriages Forced on Straight Conservatives by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Christian Churches Forced to Perform Gay Marriages by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Death Panels Formed After SCOTUS Obamacare Decision by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Medicares-For-All Decreed by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Socialist Dictates Issued by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number Of Tears Social Conservatives Have Shed Since Being Faced With Having to Be Kind and Decent to People Whose Sex Lives They Find “Icky”:

“A goddamned pant load.”

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