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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #419

Obama's gun confiscation reaches soaring new heights!

Stoned GOP Voter Wants Fiscal Responsibility, Supports Trump

One Republican voter explains his support for Donald Trump.

Attention-Starved Lindsey Graham Agrees to Tattoo Ronald Reagan on His Butt

Sen. Lyndsey Graham really wants to make a splash with his campaign.

Area White Guy Sure He Knows How Black People Should Protest

One man thinks he can tell the Black Lives Matter activists the best way to get results: do nothing.

Congressional Republicans Hastily Trying to Repeal Donald Trump

Can Boehner and McConnell successfully repeal Donald Trump?

Congressional Republicans Hold Mass Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’

The furor over highly-edited Planned Parenthood videos has spilled into Congress.

5 “Highlights” From the New AP U.S. History Test

Here are five new additions to the AP U.S. History test that will make any parent excited to send their kids to school.

Joe Biden Offers to Just Move His Chair Over to the Oval Office Next November

He'd leave the bean bag chairs in his old office though.

EXCLUSIVE! We Talk to a 2-Month Old Fetus About Its Feelings on Abortion!

We went right to the source to find some new perspective on abortion.