Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #418

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Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #418): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #418):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Common Sense Gun Laws Passed After >100 Mass Shootings During Entire Presidency of President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Common Sense Gun Laws Passed After > 4000 Mass Shooting Deaths During Entire Presidency of President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Common Sense Gun Laws Passed After 20 Small Children Murdered in Mass Shooting During Presidency of President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Times “Insurrection Against Your Own Government” Is Mentioned in The Second Amendment:

zero

Total: Times “Just In Case You Don’t Like Losing Elections” Is Mentioned in the Second Amendment:

zero

Total: Times Guns Have Performed Open-Heart Surgery:

zero

Total: Cases of AIDS, Cancer, Flu or Common Cold Cured By Guns:

zero

Total: Babies Rocked Gently to Sleep By the Dulcet Tones of a Firearm:

zero

Total: NRA Executives With a Soul:

zero

Total: Fucks Given, NRA Executives For The Loss of Innocent Lives at the Hands of a Gunman:

zero

Total: Honest Attempts, NRA Executives To Help Keep Guns Out of the Hands of Violent, Vicious Sociopaths:

zero

Total: Number of People Needed to Die Before Gun Nuts Stop Acting Like Selfish Cunts:

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