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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Kyle Rittenhouse and George Zimmerman Will Headline “Bushmaster/Skittles White Hood Comedy Tour”
Recently acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse will join fellow acquitted murderer George...
James Schlarmann
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November 23, 2021
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Stephen Miller Encourages Trump Supporters to Boycott ‘Reverse Racist’ Black Friday
This week, millions of Americans will celebrate Thanksgiving. Some will embrace...
James Schlarmann
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November 22, 2021
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Judge Schroeder Invites Rittenhouse Over for Thanksgiving Dinner
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- This morning, Alternative Facts reported that Wendy Rittenhouse, mother of...
James Schlarmann
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November 22, 2021
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Rittenhouse’s Mother Unsure Whether to Seat Him at Kids’ Table or Murderer’s Table
ORENTHAL, ILLINOIS -- For the first time in over a year,...
James Schlarmann
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November 22, 2021
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Wisconsin Legalizes Murder While White
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- Though it's not how laws are traditionally written...
James Schlarmann
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November 19, 2021
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Biologists Confirm: Ted Cruz is a Sentient Crotch Cyst
In an unforeseen turn of events, sources say that top Republican...
James Schlarmann
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November 19, 2021
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4 Highlights of Kevin McCarthy’s 8+ Hour Speech Against “Build Back Better”
Last night, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) mustered all the...
James Schlarmann
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November 19, 2021
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Is “Let’s Go Brandon” Secret Code for “I Have a Micro Penis”?
Is the hot new catch phrase taking the Bible Belt by...
James Schlarmann
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November 18, 2021
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Bill Maher to Replace Monologue With Shouting at ‘Woke Kids’ to Get Off His Lawn
HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- Beginning next month, viewers of Real Time With Bill...
James Schlarmann
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November 18, 2021
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House Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Verbal Diarrhea From Boebert’s Defense of Gosar
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a free society, one that values and...
James Schlarmann
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November 18, 2021
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