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X, Meta, TikTok, Microsoft, Apple Are Hosting Trump’s Balls and Also His Inauguration Parties

A party hosted by Threads will also be going on at the same time as the party hosted by X, but a lot fewer...

4 More Productive Things to Do With Your Life Instead of Watching the GOP Debate

Here are four things you can do with your life that are better than watching the GOP Debate.

Man Sees Image of Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

As the furor over the Starbucks Holiday Cup Crisis rages on, one man has found solace, and a little spiritual inspiration with another coffee purveyor.

Politifact Staffs-Up 25 Fact Checkers Each For Fiorina, Carson Ahead of Debate

The fact checking site is making sure they have extra staff to rate the statements of Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina.

Gay Texan: America’s An Island We’re All Trapped on Waiting For Louie Gohmert To Die

Louie Gohmert recently fantasized in front of a bible college audience about rounding up gay people and putting them on an island to die off, and one gay Texan is incensed.

Jesus to Michele Bachmann: ‘I’m Not Coming Until You Shut Up’

Michele Bachmann thinks violence is on the rise in Israel because Jesus is coming back; Jesus on the other hand disagrees.

Marco Rubio to Publish New Book, “How to Live Like a Baller”

On his quest for the White House, Marco Rubio has penned a new financial self-help book.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #353

Obama's Gun Confiscation keeps rollin', rollin', rollin.

Fuming Fiorina to Ben Carson: I’m the Liar, You’re The Dumb One!

Ben Carson just caught in a lie, and that makes the GOP's preeminent liar in the election very, very mad.

Obama’s Socialist Takeover Shocker: U.S. Economy Adds 270k New Jobs In October

The October employment numbers are in, and Republicans do not like them, but not because they aren't good.

Trans Man to Ben Carson: Dumb People in the White House Make ME Uncomfortable

Trans people make Ben Carson uncomfortable, hence his ironic discrimination.