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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Are All Anthropomorphic Penile Scabs Billionaire Sociopaths?
This publication's sole mission is to find the answers to questions...
James Schlarmann
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December 8, 2021
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Greene: No School Ever Closed Down ‘Because of Spontaneous Combustion’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) doesn't want...
James Schlarmann
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December 7, 2021
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Cruz Cautions Harris Against Using Wired Headphones While Wearing a Tan Suit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Politico dropped what can only be fairly described as...
James Schlarmann
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December 7, 2021
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Devin Nunes Retiring from Congress to Spend More Time With Trump’s Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressfuck Devin Nunes announced yesterday that he will...
James Schlarmann
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December 7, 2021
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that...
James Schlarmann
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December 7, 2021
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Qanon Shaman Left Waiting for Q Instructions After Being Sentenced
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a shocking turn of events, the Qanon Shaman...
Adam Hawkes
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December 7, 2021
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Condolences Overwhelmed Rep. Thomas Massie’s Office After He Publicized His Micro-Penis
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Thomas Massie (Q-KY) is being cheered by...
James Schlarmann
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December 6, 2021
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Santa Updates 2021 Naughty List Infractions to Include “Inciting or Participating in a Coup”
THE NORTH POLE -- Santa Claus has what could be very...
James Schlarmann
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December 6, 2021
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Fauci Warns MAGAs: You Can Get Omicron from Cousin Despite Taking Ivermectin or Wearing Condom
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Appearing before the Senate Oversight and Pumpkin Pie...
James Schlarmann
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December 6, 2021
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God Sends Venmo Request for $600,000 to Joel Osteen
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway, President and CEO...
James Schlarmann
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December 3, 2021
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