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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Nation Prepares to ‘Give a F**k’ About New New Hampshirite Political Opinions

The New Hampshire primaries are in full-swing, which means the nation is pretending to care about the Granite State.

The 3 Biggest Surprise Guests at Obama’s Last State of the Union

Obama's last State of the Union is sure to be historical, and some of the invited guests show just how important an event it is.

Sad Libertarian Doesn’t Get Why His Unpopular Candidate With Unpopular Ideas Was Dropped From Debate

When Rand Paul was kicked off the adult debate stage, that was enough to enrage one libertarian Facebook admin to the point of screed writing.

4 Things Your Republican Uncle Will Hear President Obama Say in His Final State of the Union Address

In his final State of the Union address, we promise that Obama will say all of these things, or at least your uncle will think so.

Atheist Alabama Judge to State’s Chief Justice: I Can’t Find God’s Signature on the Constitution

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore has an interesting theory as to why he should get to keep gay people unmarried in his state, but one other Alabama judge disagrees.

Shooting Incident Survivor Admits Getting Shot ‘No Biggie’ Since He Didn’t Die

Can someone really claim to be a "shooting victim" if they were only shot, but not killed?

Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution

Greg Abbot, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they have the same rights as other Americans.

Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Mark Zuckerberg and His Wife ‘Listened to Common Sense and Science’

One man is incensed at Mark Zuckerberg for protecting his daughter against life-threatening disease.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #361 – Executive Order Edition

Obama's Gun Confiscation count, tabulated especially after his new gun control executive orders.

3 Recipes From Gov. Rick Snyder’s Charity Cookbook of After School Snacks

Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder has a new charity recipe book out.