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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Carly Fiorina Tweets ‘Oops, J/K, LOL!’ After Planned Parenthood Sting Video Producers’ Indictment

From her twitter account, Carly Fiorina sends message of apology for pushing the Planned Parenthood sting videos so hard.

Scientists Announce New Global Phenomenon: “La Clima Chante”

La Clima Chante could mean quite a climate change for some, warn scientists.

Carly Fiorina: Don’t Have an Abortion Because I Need More Political Props

Carly Fiorina says she loves children so much she needs to treat them like cheap props to show her commitment to them.

Terrified Reince Priebus Finally Realizes No GOP Candidate is as Electable as Mitt Romney

Sources say Reince Priebus is finally realizing his entire candidate pool makes his party look terrible, but what can be done about it now?

Trump Campaign Looking for Volunteer to be Shot

The Donald Trump campaign is looking to double-down on comments their candidate made about shooting someone and maintaining his lead in the polls.

Sources: Trump Asks Palin If She Ever Thinks About Banging Her Own Daughter Too

Donald Trump recently had a very personal question for his new bestie Sarah Palin.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #364

Obama's Gun Confiscation knows no bounds nor limits!

Michele Bachmann Endorses Ronald Reagan For President

Michele Bachmann has announced her support for a rather surprising presidential candidate.

Sarah Palin: Why Does Obama Keep Getting Bristol Pregnant?

Sara Palin is pretty sure the president knocked-up her daughter, but is this the first time?

Super-Rich Guy: He Just Works “Billions of Times Harder Than Poor People”

A billionaire defends the current wealth distribution on the grounds that he works "billions of times" harder than poorer people do.