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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile
As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
James Schlarmann
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February 11, 2016
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Carly Fiorina Seen Entering Planned Parenthood Seeking ‘Campaign Abortion’
Carly Fiorina ends her campaign in a most unexpected way.
James Schlarmann
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February 10, 2016
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After Trump Wins New Hampshire, GOP Changes Mascot From Elephant to Douche Nozzle
Trump taking New Hampshire has forced a lot of changes around the GOP.
James Schlarmann
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February 10, 2016
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Billionaire Searching for Regular People to Buy Off to Buy Off Bernie Sanders
Can a super-wealthy man pay off Bernie Sanders supporters so they'll in-turn pay Sanders off?
James Schlarmann
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February 10, 2016
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Marco Rubio Daydreams About Every American’s Sex Lives
Marco Rubio really, really cares about America's sexual morality.
James Schlarmann
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February 9, 2016
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Trump Supporter Can’t Wait to Hear What He Calls a Democrat
One man's support of Donald Trump rests on his continual insulting of other Republicans.
James Schlarmann
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February 9, 2016
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Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Agree to ‘Just Get a Room’
The sexual tension between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump is heating to critical mass.
James Schlarmann
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February 9, 2016
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‘Bummed Out’ Rubio Finds Out AFTER Debate That Obama’s Not Running This Time
Marco Rubio finds out too late Obama's not running this time.
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2016
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Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix
Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2016
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Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice
Senator Marco Rubio accidentally brought a menace of a ghost to the realm of the living.
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2016
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