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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Huckabee, O’Malley Now Move to Sudden Death Penalty Kicks

Before they drop out, Martin O'Malley and Mike Huckabee must compete in a sudden death penalty kick round.

DNC Agrees to ‘Make Hillary Look Good’ on TV More

The DNC has agreed to help HIllary Clinton look good on TV a few more times.

Obama: My First Act as Supreme Court Justice – Make Myself Sharia King

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week current Democratic front runner Hillary Rodham...

Sources: Ted Cruz ‘Such a Douche’ He Doesn’t Like The Beatles

Can even Ted Cruz be such a douche as to not like the greatest band of all time?

Gun Enthusiast ‘Pissed’ He Has to Sell Guns Out of His Trunk and Not Facebook Now

Facebook has banned private gun sales on their website, and this man is pissed.

Carly Fiorina: I Want to Taste Hillary’s Pussy

Carly Fiorina is clearly into Hillary Clinton, or she wouldn't talk about her all the time for no reason.

Ted Cruz: As President, If Anyone is Mean to Me, I’ll Just Walk Out of the Oval Office

Ted Cruz "joked" about walking out on the Fox News debate, but would he walk out on tough international dealings?

‘This country will never elect a socialist!’ – Woman Who Said No Black Man Would Ever Be President

A woman who didn't think a black man could be president isn't so sure about Bernie Sanders, self-described democratic socialist.

Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.

Scientists Studying If Canada Or Mexico Handle U.S. Refugees From President Trump’s America

With Donald Trump our next president, top researchers want to know if the U.S. has neighbors that can take its castoffs and refugees.