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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Random Woman: I have no clue who the fuck the guy that just endorsed Trump is.

Some guy endorsed Trump over the weekend, and this woman has no idea who he is.

Ted Cruz: Let me be the AIDS to rid our party of Trump’s Cancer

Ted Cruz draws an interesting analogy between himself and Trump.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #372

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation Unit come to YOUR town this week?

Obama Offers to Trade SCOTUS Pick for Second Amendment

Obama reportedly has an offer for Mitch McConnell on his SCOTUS nomination.

Trump to Erect Wall In Front of Next Rally

Trump has a new place he'd like to erect something.

Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President

When Barack Obama endorses Donald Trump, is there more to it?

KKK Grand Wizard Not Sure He Wants to be Associated With Trump AND Palin

Trump and Palin? Even this racist American thinks that's too much.

Donald Trump Not Sure Which Supporter’s Question to Answer First

All the hands in the air confuses Donald Trump.

Trump Supporter Wants Liberal Protesters Wearing Special Badges at Rallies

A Trump supporter wants special precautions taken at all future Trump rallies.