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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Supporter Wants Liberal Protesters Wearing Special Badges at Rallies

A Trump supporter wants special precautions taken at all future Trump rallies.

Trump Supporter Demands ‘Safe Space’ at Rallies

One Trump supporter wants a safe space at rallies to protect his feelings.

Hillary Clinton Quickly Walks Back Praise for Dubya’s Response to Katrina

Hillary Clinton has to apologize for another WTF-style comment.

GOP ‘Stoked’ Civil Debate Let Viewers See How Disgusting Their Ideas and Not Their Candidates Are

The latest GOP debate gave Republican a chance to showcase how terrible their ideas, and not just their candidates, are.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #371

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation ensnare your freedom cannon?

Ted Cruz to GOP Voters: ‘Think of me as the lesser of two diarrheas’

Ted Cruz knows he's not the most loved, but he wants to be the second-most hated.

Proud Gun Owner Mom in Tense Mexican Standoff With 3rd Grader

A woman and her young child are in a Mexican Standoff over snack time.

Marco Rubio Stops by WalMart on the Way Home for Job Application

Marco Rubio is going to need a new job after this November.