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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Trump: I’ve Never Heard of Hitler and Need to Research the Holocaust Before I Judge It

Donald Trump isn't sure if he's heard of the most notorious maniac in history.

Marco Rubio Seen in Comedy Cellar, Woodshedding New Trump Material

Marco Rubio tries on the yuks to get the votes.

Trump Campaign To Use Flaming T’s In November To Help Alabama Voters Find Polls

Donald Trump's installing unique makers to help guide his supporters to the polls.

Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #369

Obama's Gun Confiscation rattles on and on and on...

World’s Irony Supply Threatened as Mitt Romney Comments on Someone Else’s Tax Returns

Mitt Romney's comments on Trump's tax returns could have lasting, devastating impacts on the planet.

Mitch McConnell Offers President Obama ‘Three-Fourths’ Compromise on SCOTUS Pick

Mitch McConnell offers Obama a compromise on Scalia's replacement.

Bernie Sanders Sits Down With Hillary Clinton to ‘Show Her the Ropes’ of Political Revolution

Bernie Sanders sits down with Hillary to tutor her on political revolution.

Klan Member ‘Really Impressed’ With Donald Trump’s Economic Vision for America

This KKK member's reason for endorsing Donald Trump might just surprise you.

Spike In U.S. Searches for “Canadian National Anthem” Forces Google to Add More Servers

Donald Trump's candidacy is having a ripple effect everywhere.