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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

NC Man tells harrowing story of having to poop next to someone with unknown genitals

A North Carolina man's account of a traumatic experience he had.

Reince Priebus Desperately Thumbing Through Rolodex for ‘More Preferable Loser’ Alternative to Trump

Reince Priebus is in a scramble to find an alternative to his two frontrunners.

Wisconsin Welfare Recipient Offers to ‘Drug Test All Over’ Scott Walker’s ‘Smug F***Ing Face’

One man is incensed at Scott Walker for pushing to congress to let states drug test welfare recipients

Chick-Fil-A Offers to Move Headquarters to and Build 10,000 New Stores In North Carolina

While many businesses have punished North Carolina for their anti-LGBT law, one is considering something else.

Atheist Tennessee Therapist Prepares to Deny Services to Religious Patients

One Tennessee is fighting conservatives in his state within his own therapy practice.

Donald Trump Promises to Bring America to Chapter 11 in First 100 Days

In his first hundred days, Donald Trump says he will have America file Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

NC Cop Prepares for Long Day on the Beat, Checking People’s Junk

A look at North Carolina's HB2 through eyes of those who have to serve it.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #375

How much freedom did Obama's Gun Confiscation rob you of this week?