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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

You’ll NEVER Guess Who Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Donald Trump picked up another key endorsement this week.

Rush Limbaugh Confused Why He Hasn’t Evolved Into a Human Yet

Rush Limbuagh doesn't science very well, does he?

Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’

Trump defends another one of his dubious products.

Donald Trump Debuts ‘Make Earth Flat Again’ Slogan

Donald Trump's new slogan eschews subtlety.

Texas Republican Invents Shrinking Ray to ‘Make Government So Small It Fits In Your Pee-Hole’

Republicans in Texas are enlisting science in the name of shrinking government.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #381

Obama's Gun Confiscation rattles on, but can freedom do the same?!

Nation’s Females and Minorities Relieved They Won’t Be Asked to Be Trump’s VP

New polling shows relief among women and minorities at not being considered for Trump's VP.

South Carolina’s Attorney General ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages

The pressure to end abortions in South Carolina is reaching a fever pitch.

SC Gov. To Start Nightly Rotation ‘Staking Out’ Different Women’s Uteruses

Governor Nikki Haley of South Carolina really wants to keep those unborn fetuses safe.