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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Senate Bravely Votes To Continue Doing ‘F— All’ In The Face of Gun Violence Epidemic

Members of the U.S. Senate showed bold leadership by doing nothing about a growing problem.

Rich Guy Buying An Election Explains Why $38k/Day For Sanders’ Secret Service Is Outrageous

If you thought buying off an election was the worst thing ever, you're wrong as hell!

Weather Channel To Start Including Local Mass Shooting Forecasts in U.S. Broadcasts

The Weather Channel is set to start a new feature next month.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #384

Brace yourself for this week's Obama's Gun Confiscation Count.

Wayne LaPierre Shoots and Kills Thoughts and Prayers That Accidentally Wandered Onto His Property

Wayne LaPierre takes aim at America's hope for a less violent future.

ISIS Wants To Buy The Washington Post

Can ISIS buy The Washington Post and stick it to Donald Trump?