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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Michelle Obama Plagiarizes Michelle Obama In Her DNC Speech

Did Michelle Obama steal material from Michelle Obama?

NC Governor ‘Totes Surprised’ To Find Out Bigotry Has Consequences

The NBA is moving its All-Star Game out of North Carolina next year.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #389

How high did Obama's Gun Confiscation Count climb this week?

Melania Trump Tells Press She Was Born A Poor Black Child

Melania Trump's mysterious background exposed!