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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump’s Convention Keynote To Be Delivered By Klansman In Tinfoil Hood
"We want our base to know we hear them loud and clear."
James Schlarmann
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July 14, 2016
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Donald Trump To Ask Sarah Palin To Be His VP For The First Half Of His Term
Palin told the press she was "super-duper-hardcore-boo-yah excited."
James Schlarmann
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July 14, 2016
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Disappointed Tween Finds ‘DoucheyPuff’ Pokémon While Playing Pokémon Go
"I honestly don't know why they put him in the game."
James Schlarmann
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July 13, 2016
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Trump Says He’d Build A Wall Around The Country Of ‘Islam’ And Make ISIS Pay For It
"To be honest, I don't even know who the prime menstruator or president of Islam is."
James Schlarmann
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July 13, 2016
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Cop Wonders What’s Worse: Being Extrajudicially Killed Or Being Criticized For Extrajudicial Killing
"We absolutely have to do things by the book and are worthy of critique if we don't?"
James Schlarmann
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July 12, 2016
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House Republicans To Introduce Universal Background Check Bill For Porn Purchases
"Just put some dang ol' guns in your dang ol' stag films."
James Schlarmann
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July 12, 2016
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Paul Ryan Offers To Pay For More Benghazi Hearings By Cutting Social Security
"Will some seniors die if they don't have access to medicine and food? Sure. But I can't help but shrug a little bit."
James Schlarmann
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July 11, 2016
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Roger Ailes Denies Gretchen Carlson’s Allegations Because He Knows ‘No One Would Fuck Me’
Ailes said when "someone looks at or listens to" him, it 's "readily apparent that [he is] as desirable a lover as a bucket of vomit covered in AIDS blood."
James Schlarmann
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July 11, 2016
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President Obama Says He Fears ‘Becoming A Lame Duck Gun Grabber’
"It's the July of my final year in office and I haven't confiscated a single gun yet."
James Schlarmann
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July 11, 2016
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Alabama Police Union Suggests Cutting Judges, Juries, Executioners From Budget
"Cops are showing they could be quite good at being judges, juries, and even executioners."
James Schlarmann
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July 11, 2016
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