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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Before Election Day, FDA Rushing Approval Of Alt-Right Republican Butthurt Medication

Republican Butthurt could reach pandemic levels, and the FDA is working on a cure for it.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #401

Obama's lust for your liberty lobber knows no bounds.

NBC/Universal/Sheinhardt Greenlights “Law & Order: Trump Victims Unit”

NBC says the new show will focus solely on Trump victims of sexual assault.

Trump Cancels Remaining Campaign Stops But Will Keep Trash Fire Burning Outside Trump Tower Until Election Day

The Trump campaign makes a bold move, less than a month out from the election.

Tomi Lahren Volunteers To Let Trump Grab Her ‘By The Pussy’

Right-wing talk host Tomi Lahren (and her vajayjay) take one for the Trump Team.

Pro-Life GOP Lawmaker ‘Outraged’ By Trump’s ‘Pussy Boner’

This pro-life Republican really wanted to support Trump.