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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Christian Man Kicked Off Airplane For Harassing Praying Islamic American

He couldn't leave an Islamic American passenger alone to pray, so he was asked to deplane.

Donald Trump Claims Only Blue States Are Rigged

The alleged billionaire now thinks only certain states are rigged.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #402

Is your freedom cannon safe from Obama's Gun Confiscation?

FBI: Orange Skinned, Egomaniacal Terrorist Bombs NY Catholic Charity Dinner

Tragedy struck the Al Smith when an orange-faced terrorist bombed it.