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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Has White House Staff Fit Lincoln Bedroom With Rubber Sheets

Donald J. Trump already has bigly plans for multiple changes once he is sworn in and starts occupying the White House officially.

America’s First Black President Prepares To Hand Baton Off To America’s First Cartoon Villain President

As the days in his administration draw to a close, America's first black president prepares to hand the torch off to a wholly different character.

Restaurant Changes “Corral” To “Showers” To Commemorate Trump’s Inauguration

The restaurant known as Golden Corral has announced some special and unique changes to coincide with the inauguration of Donald Trump.

President Obama Pees His Birth Certificate In Russian Into Snow On The White House Lawn

As is tradition, President Obama has left a special gift for his successor, President-Elect Donald J. Trump, on the White House lawn.

“Reverend Bill Millen – Televangelist for Trump”

Meet the good Reverend Bill Millen - Televangelist for Trump. Bill's going to clue you all in as to why the Religious Right loves The Donald.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #413

Do you have one, two, or 15 guns? Are they safe from the purloining paws of the Secret Commie, Kenyan, Socialist Dictator?

Putin Sends Trump Special Necklace With Leash To Commemorate His Inauguration

Vladimir Putin sends President-Elect and alleged billionaire Donald J. Trump a very, very special present to commemorate his inauguration.

Ann Coulter, Tammy Lahren To Host Trump Inaugural ‘Hanging Party’

Ann Coulter and Timmy Lahren are teaming up to host a party on the day that Donald Trump is sworn into office as the 45th president.

Orange Man Who Pushed Racist Lie For Years Now Upset He May Be Victim Of Fake News

If anyone knows about what's real and what's fake news, it's the guy who pushed a fake news story about Obama's birth certificate.

Trump: Golden Showers Were Just ‘A Different Kind Of Trickle Down Economics’

He's not copping to it, but if he did, Trump says there's a perfectly good, non-perverted reason he was buying Golden Showers shows.