Totally Bulls*it News

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Trump Voter On Delta Flight Explains Freedom Of Speech Doesn’t Cover Arabic

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell says he was on a flight...

Donald Trump’s Christmas Shopping List (VIDEO)

When you're Donald Trump, you still need to buy people things for Christmas. But what does he get? This video tries to answer that question.

Obama To Spend Two Years Baselessly Harassing Trump About His Birth Certificate

They do say turnabouts is fair play, so that would seem to mean the same works for trolling people over their birth certificate.

Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.

Barack Obama’s Post Presidency To Do List (VIDEO)

The whole world wants to know. What's Barack Obama going to do with all that spare time he's about get back in his life?

Archduke Francis Ferdinand Tells World To Not Worry About Russian Ambassador’s Assassination

Archduke Ferdinand is one man who might have a very unique and interesting, relevant opinion on the murder of a Russian Ambassador in Ankara.

Trump Accuses China Of Being A Chinese Hoax

Is the entire country of China a Chinese Hoax? Does a certain orange-tinted bag of farts think so? Will you click to find out?

Donald Trump’s Christmas Wish List (VIDEO)

Looking to get Donald Trump, or any orange-faced fascist in your life something special for Christmas? Look no further than this list.

Trump Directs NASA To Verify Which Planet Girls Go To When They Get More Stupider

Republicans may not have a reputation for being pro-science, but that doesn't mean Trump won't be taking an active role in NASA's missions.

Dan Quayle Offers Donald Trump Spelling Lessins

Former Vice-President Danforth Quayle has reached out and offered Donald Trump spelling lessons because he thinks Trump needs them bigly.