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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Congress To Launch Probe Into Why Steve Bannon’s Hands Smell Like President Trump’s Ass
Many people are saying that Steve Bannon's hands have an awfully suspicious scent on them, and Congress wants to find out why.
James Schlarmann
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March 3, 2017
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Stephen Miller Pushing Trump To Open D.C. Blood Bank Inside The White House
Citing his special dietary needs, White House senior policy adviser Stephen Miller is hoping Trump and Bannon will build a new bank.
James Schlarmann
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March 3, 2017
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Sean Spicer To Undergo Breakthrough Tongue Untying Surgery
Sean Spicer often has problems getting his words out during press briefings, but is all that about to change?
James Schlarmann
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March 3, 2017
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California Man Too Stoned Coping With Trump’s America To Care About Him Escalating War on Drugs
This guy can't stop smoking weed long enough to be concerned about the Trump administration cracking down on recreational marijuana.
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal
Attorney General Jeff Sessions may just have some really big, personal reasons for taking up that devil's weed sometime in the near future.
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
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Jeff Sessions’ Nose Keeps Knocking Over His Morning Cup Of Coffee
His unique biochemistry has made it so that Attorney General Jeff Sessions must ask for privacy while drinking his morning coffee.
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
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Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer
One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
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Paul Ryan Worried Congress Can’t Destroy The Middle Class Fast Enough With All The Trump Distractions
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan really wants to do the job he was elected to do, but all of the distractions from the Trump camp are gumming up the works.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
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President Trump Orders The Statue of Liberty’s Torch Blown Out
To save money and discourage immigration, President Trump has ordered the torch carried by the Statue of Liberty blown out.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
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President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed In Yemen Raid
The body and widow of slain SEAL Ryan Owens will accompany Co-President Trump on a tour of the country, whipping up support.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
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