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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

As Attorney General, Jeff Sessions Promises To ‘Roll Back The 21st Century’

Sen. Jeff Sessions gives some insight into his agenda as Attorney General.

Trump Announces New Reality TV Show: ‘Who Wants To Be America’s Secretary of State’

Trump wants to fill the Secretary of State position in a most unorthodox way.

American Nazi Party Chooses Ann Coulter As Grand Marshal Of Trump Inauguration Parade

Ann Coulter will be the grand marshal of a very special parade.

NBC To Put Trump Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #407

Did he get YOUR gun this week?

Trump Wants To Tap Rich Uncle Pennybags As Commerce Secretary

Another key Trump position in the books?

President Trump To Tap Michele Bachmann As Secretary Of Uneducation

President Trump's filling out his various cabinet roles.

Angry, White, Christian, Republican, Conservative, Coal Mining Trump Voter Glad Era Of Identity Politics Is Over

One member of a very specific group of people is glad Trump winning will end Identity Politics.

Mitt Romney Says He’ll Only Have To Sell 47% Of His Soul To Work In Trump Cabinet

Mitt Romney's done the math; he can afford to lose some of his morals and principles.