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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 5

Each day gives us another chance to accurately track just how much American Greatness there is in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Local Confederate Flag Defender Really Tired Of ‘Libtards Not Accepting’ President Trump

Clem O'Connell loves his confederate flag, and he's very angry that liberals haven't accepted President Trump's election yet.

Trump Wants Voter Fraud Investigation Because Even He Doesn’t Believe So Many People Were Dumb Enough To Vote For Him

President Donald Trump wants a "major investigation" into whether or not there was widespread voter fraud committed in last year's election.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 4

Each day gives us another chance to accurately track just how much American Greatness there is in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Trump Hires Dr. Jenny McCarthy As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Facts

When it comes to administering alternative facts, perhaps no one alive today is as convincing as Dr. Jenny McCarthy, now on Team Trump.

President Trump Declares The White House A Safe Space From Criticism or Harsh Words

Cut Trump a break! You can't expect a president to do his job if every day he's in the White House he has to hear criticism do you?

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 3

We have cracked the formula for tabulating the daily shift in American greatness brought about by President Donald J. Trump.

Mike Pence Bounds Into The Vice-President’s Office With Manifest Of Vaginae To Register And Regulate

Vice-President Mike Pence's first day on the job saw him leaping with joy at the chance to control, inventory, and regulate the nation's vaginae.

Trump: ‘Without The Broads Who Should’ve Been At Home Making Sandwiches, No One Was At The Women’s March’

President Trump isn't so sure you should trust the reported crowd size numbers when it comes to the weekend's women's march.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 2

Some might think you can't measure a hollow, empty platitude like American Greatness, but those people are probably commies or something.