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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Jesus Christ Reads Transcript of Trump’s NRA Speech to Children of Sandy Hook Massacre
While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus "Hubert" Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
James Schlarmann
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April 29, 2017
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Alex Jones Loses Custody of Crisis Actors Who Were Playing His Kids
Right-wing firebrand Alex Jones lost custody of both his real kids and the actors he hired to play his kids for any false flags he wanted to stage.
James Schlarmann
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April 29, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Wants Tithing Plates to Replace Public School Fundraisers
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a unique and new idea for helping struggling schools to make a little extra money for extracurricular activities.
James Schlarmann
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April 28, 2017
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Trump to Hold Seance, Contact Dead Parents, and Ask Them to Make His Job Easier
After a really rough first 100 days of his presidency, marred by scandal, conflicts, and incompetence, Trump needs his mommy and daddy.
James Schlarmann
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April 28, 2017
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Trump Calls for ‘That Big Crack in Arizona’ to be Sold for Profit and Converted Into a Landfill
President Trump's review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for the chopping block -- the Grand Canyon.
James Schlarmann
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April 27, 2017
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Donald Trump Really Happy President Donald Trump Wants to Slash His Taxes, Give Him Millions of Dollars
When Donald Trump saw the details of President Donald Trump's tax plan, he got wet with anticipation of all that sweet moola.
James Schlarmann
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April 27, 2017
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Jesse Watters Tells Fox News Audience Bill O’Reilly Left Him ‘Big Shoes to Fill and Huge Boobs to Grope’
Following in his mentor's footsteps is proving to be kind of difficult for the newest Fox News star, Jesse Watters. Sad. So sad.
James Schlarmann
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April 26, 2017
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State Department Website to Begin Offering Tours of The Kremlin
The Donald Trump administration is trying to break new ground constantly, including when it comes to how the State Department's website functions.
James Schlarmann
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April 26, 2017
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To Remind Scott Baio That Cancer Exists, God Renames It “Scott Baio”
God and Jesus aren't really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star's death.
James Schlarmann
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April 25, 2017
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Trump Declares Today “Bang! Your Daughter at Work Day”
Will a new effort to reach out to every daughter in America help restore President Trump's largely sexist reputation? He hopes so.
James Schlarmann
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April 25, 2017
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