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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

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"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Red State Republican Can’t Wait to ‘Stick it to the Libtards’ and Lose Her Health Insurance

This Tennessee woman simply does not care if she loses her health insurance as long as liberal Americans lose politically.
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Local Trump Supporter Demands Oval Office Be A “Space of Safety” For The President

Clem O'Connell doesn't believe that comedians or any other Americans should feel like they can insult, ridicule and mock President Trump.
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Man Who Woke Up From Coma at Fyre Festival Thought He Had Come To in Trump’s America

The Fyre Festival was billed as something fantastic for wonderful people, much like Trump saying he'd Make America Great Again.
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President Trump Releases List of Things He’d Do Differently During Government Shutdown

He may not have any idea how to govern, but Donald Trump certainly knows what he'd do during a government shutdown.
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Trump Threatens To Stamp His Feet, Hold His Breath Until Congress Rips Healthcare From The Poor

Donald Trump knows that the fight over healthcare just needs his own unique brand of totally mature and nuanced negotiation.
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President Trump Wants D.C. Memorial to Andrew Jackson’s Leadership During World War II

Only true historical scholars like President Donald Trump truly understand the permanent impact Andrew Jackson has on a daily basis on the American people.
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Historians Have Found Andrew Jackson’s Civil War Diary, and We Have an Exclusive First Look!

In a rare, historical scoop, the Civil War diary of former President Andrew Jackson has been discovered and the details might just surprise you!
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Sean Spicer: Obama Administration Didn’t Fully Vet The People Trump Hired

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer believes the Obama administration did a terrible job vetting people for the Trump administration to hire.
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Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the Confederacy Great Again”

President Trump is already campaigning hard for re-election, just barely 100 days into his first term, and he's unveiling a new campaign slogan to boot.
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Trump Administration Planning ‘Really Bigly Yooge’ 100th Round of Presidential Golf Celebration

President Donald Trump has been in office 100 days now, but he's got his sights set on a much more important milestone, in his eyes at least.
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