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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Donald Trump, Having Just Fired James Comey, Accidentally Bit Ivanka While She Spoon-Fed Him Soup
In the critical moments after President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey, he bit another hand that was feeding him.
James Schlarmann
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May 10, 2017
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Sean Spicer Says Obama Put a ‘Sharia Voodoo Hex’ on Trump’s Administration
Did former President Barack Obama (D-Kenya) use his dark magic to put a curse on the Trump administration? Sean Spicer thinks so.
James Schlarmann
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May 10, 2017
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Richard Nixon Seen Jacking Off Furiously as James Comey is Fired by Donald Trump
Richard Nixon didn't know you could just fire the FBI director like Trump just did to James Comey. That would've changed everything.
James Schlarmann
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May 9, 2017
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California Democrats Mull Law Allowing Texas Christians to Be Denied Adoptions
In response to an anti-LGBT adoption law being pushed through the Texas legislature, California Democrats propose their own adoption bill.
James Schlarmann
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May 9, 2017
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Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential Pussy’
President Trump was tremendously displeased with how former acting Attorney General Sally Yates' testimony before the Senate went.
James Schlarmann
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May 9, 2017
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Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum
During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates rammed her foot deep inside Ted Cruz's ass.
James Schlarmann
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May 8, 2017
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Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy
Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.
James Schlarmann
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May 8, 2017
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Leaked Memo Shows FCC Acknowledges It’s a “Cocksucking, Puritanical, Bullshit Bureaucracy”
Over at the FCC, a leaked memo shows that at least some within the communications regulation board admit they need to stop protecting the overly-sensitive.
James Schlarmann
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May 8, 2017
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Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony
When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will be carrying some extra protection from angry primates.
James Schlarmann
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May 8, 2017
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ISIS Wants President Trump to Help Them Write Their Own ‘Religious Extremist’ Executive Order
Terrorist group ISIS has seen President Donald Trump's "religious freedo"m order and they want to have his help writing their own.
James Schlarmann
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May 7, 2017
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