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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
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James Schlarmann
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July 10, 2024
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...
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MAGA News
California Man Too Stoned Coping With Trump’s America To Care About Him Escalating War on Drugs
This guy can't stop smoking weed long enough to be concerned about the Trump administration cracking down on recreational marijuana.
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
MAGA News
Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal
Attorney General Jeff Sessions may just have some really big, personal reasons for taking up that devil's weed sometime in the near future.
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
MAGA News
Jeff Sessions’ Nose Keeps Knocking Over His Morning Cup Of Coffee
His unique biochemistry has made it so that Attorney General Jeff Sessions must ask for privacy while drinking his morning coffee.
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
MAGA News
Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer
One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
MAGA News
Paul Ryan Worried Congress Can’t Destroy The Middle Class Fast Enough With All The Trump Distractions
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan really wants to do the job he was elected to do, but all of the distractions from the Trump camp are gumming up the works.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
MAGA News
President Trump Orders The Statue of Liberty’s Torch Blown Out
To save money and discourage immigration, President Trump has ordered the torch carried by the Statue of Liberty blown out.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
MAGA News
President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed In Yemen Raid
The body and widow of slain SEAL Ryan Owens will accompany Co-President Trump on a tour of the country, whipping up support.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
MAGA News
President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star
The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
MAGA News
Trump’s Obamacare Replacement Will Be Ready When His New Magic Markers Arrive
Co-President Donald Trump announced that he was just waiting for some key supplies to arrive before finishing up his Obamacare replacement.
James Schlarmann
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February 28, 2017
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Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office
Even a well-deserved vacation can't keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore.
James Schlarmann
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February 28, 2017
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