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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’
Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare.
James Schlarmann
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July 31, 2017
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Woman’s Eyebrows Relieved to Be Second Least Believable Thing In The Room With President Trump
An exclusive interview with a very famous pair of eyebrows that were fortunate enough to be just a foot away from the president.
James Schlarmann
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July 31, 2017
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ISIS, Taliban Issue Joint Statement in Support of Trump’s Transgender Military Ban
President Trump may have angered a lot of Americans with his transgender military ban, but some people in other parts of the world love it.
James Schlarmann
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July 31, 2017
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Doctors: Priebus’ Mouth Will Stop Looking Like Trump’s Butthole Within Six Months
Former White House Chief of Staff and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has a rare illness but doctors estimate he'll be back to normal soon.
James Schlarmann
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July 30, 2017
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Trump Encourages Cops to Grab Female Suspects By Their Pussies
President Donald Trump doubled-down on his rhetoric that cops should be much more willing to physically abuse suspects than before.
James Schlarmann
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July 30, 2017
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House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs
New White House Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci made a rather bawdy and bold claim about Steve Bannon and Oval Office oral.
James Schlarmann
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July 28, 2017
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Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.
James Schlarmann
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July 28, 2017
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Attorney General Sessions Not Sure He Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Anus Anymore
Attorney General Jeff Sessions and President Donald Trump have an "on again/off again" relationship, but is it permanently off?
James Schlarmann
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July 27, 2017
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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
James Schlarmann
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July 27, 2017
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Citing ‘Medical Costs and the Disruption,’ Trump Orders Military Re-Segregated
Just after re-instituting a ban on transgender soldiers, Trump rolls back more of what conservatives call the "social experiment"ing within the military.
James Schlarmann
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July 26, 2017
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