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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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FEMA Worried Their Camps Too Overrun With Obama Prisoners to Help Harvey Victims
With Hurricane Harvey wreaking havoc, now FEMA is worried that former President Obama filled their camps with too many Republicans.
James Schlarmann
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August 29, 2017
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Trump Comforts Harvey Victims With Copies of 2016 Electoral College Map
After trillions of gallons of water, earth shattering winds, and days of battering weather, Donald Trump soothes the victims of Hurricane Harvey.
James Schlarmann
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August 29, 2017
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Hurricane Harvey: Red Cross Says Thought and Prayer Warehouses Full, Could Use Actual Help Now
The Red Cross wants Americans to consider sending help for Harvey victims that's a little more useful than words and thoughts.
James Schlarmann
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August 28, 2017
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Trump: Hurricane Harvey a Chinese Hoax Perpetrated by the Deep State on Behalf of Obama
Everyone knows that the blame for Hurricane Harvey rests with President Barack Obama and the Chinese government. Everyone. Knows. It.
James Schlarmann
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August 28, 2017
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Statue of General Sherman Blows Up Statue of Robert E. Lee
A statue of Union General William Tecumseh Sherman has been seen in Georgia, blowing up a statue of his old nemesis, General Lee.
James Schlarmann
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August 28, 2017
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Ted Cruz To Propose Changing The Spelling of ‘Science’ to ‘J-E-S-U-S’
Ted Cruz is the new chair of the Senate committee that handles science and space research, policy and budgeting, and his proposed law will make quite the splash.
James Schlarmann
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August 27, 2017
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Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’
Pat Robertson says the South Carolina flooding is to be blamed on gay marriage, and that more states will flood soon too.
James Schlarmann
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August 26, 2017
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George W. Bush Offers to Head Up Trump’s Hurricane Non-Response Team
With Hurricane Harvey pounding the Gulf Coast, an unexpected hero emerges: Former President George W. "Katrina" Bush. Phew!
James Schlarmann
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August 25, 2017
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Pat Robertson Wonders If Hurricane Harvey Caused By Awkward Boner During “Magic Mike” Viewing
The 700 Club's patriarch, Pat Robertson, is afraid that a momentary lack of control over his groin reactions brought on Hurricane Harvey.
James Schlarmann
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August 25, 2017
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Trump Wants U.S. to Sell Mexico the Iraqi WMD to Fund Border Wall
President Trump is so desperate to fund his southern border wall he'll consider selling weapons of mass destruction to our neighbors.
James Schlarmann
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August 24, 2017
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