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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Supporter Blind After Ignoring ‘Liberal Conspiracy’ of Science and Staring Directly at Eclipse

A right-wing conservative podcaster and YouTuber is now blind after ignoring warnings and staring directly at today's solar eclipse.

Steve Bannon Comes Out From Under His Bridge With Box of Personal Effects

It's curtains for Steve Bannon as the White House Chief Strategist. We got a firsthand peek into what was in his box of personal items.

Trump Orders Statue of Confederate General Covfefe, Hero of Bowling Green, Be Left Intact

The president has issued an executive order protecting one statue erected in honor of a confederate general, and may issue more.

Trump Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders Aloud, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

Tired of all the efforts to pull down Confederate statues, a Trump supporter goes to Germany for inspiration and is confused by what he doesn't see.

Trump: “I Like Generals Who Were Traitors and Lost”

It's easy to understand why Trump is okay with confederate monuments and statues, once you realize the kinds of generals/racists he likes.

Emperor Palpatine: ‘Why Is No One Talking About The Violent Alt-Left Jedi?’

Emperor Palpatine recently told the press that violent alt-left factions of the Jedi Order are just as responsible for their genocide as he is.

Man Dressed Head-to-Toe in Confederate Flags Worried Removing Statues Erases History

Clem O'Connell is a right-wing podcaster who thinks he sees an attempt to erase history, and his confederate flags aren't helping to ease his worries.

Trump Is Shown Pictures of Hitler and Washington, Can’t Tell Them Apart

It's not just Confederate Generals like Stonewall Jackson or Robert E. Lee that Trump gets confused with George Washington.

Trump Cautions Nation Not to Value Heather Heyer’s Life ‘Too Much More’ Than Statue of Lee

Mourn Heather Heyer, sure. But any good, clean, ammo hoarding, gun toting, liberty loving patriot knows you also HAVE to defend Nazis.

Man Willing to Kill Americans to Protect Monument to Man Who Killed Americans to Keep Blacks Slaves

If there's a confederate monument in a town near you, it might be going away soon. That has one man willing to take your life to stop it.