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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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PewDiePie In Consideration For White House Comms Director
For YouTuber PewDiePie, being caught inserting Nazi imagery into his videos and shouting the N-word may not be the end of his career after all.
James Schlarmann
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September 12, 2017
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DeVos Marriage on the Skids? EdSec Caught Canoodling With Dreamy Swim Champ/Rapist Brock Turner!
President Donald J. Trump's Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a soft spot for rapists, apparently. But can her new flame last?
James Schlarmann
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September 11, 2017
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President Trump Pauses to Honor the Victims of 7/11
On the anniversary of 9/11, President Trump takes a moment to honor the victims and the heroes of an attack that didn't happen.
James Schlarmann
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September 11, 2017
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Trump Hopeful Tax Cuts For The One Percent Will Save Florida From Devastation of Hurricane Irma
With Hurricane Irma making landfall in Florida, President Donald Trump is hoping that if lawmakers rush tax cuts for the wealthy through, all will be okay.
James Schlarmann
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September 10, 2017
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Kirk Cameron Gives God Credit For Hurricanes, Satan Takes Credit for Kirk Cameron
Satan has revealed a secret business relationship with one of Hollywood's most lovable, formerly relevant child actors turned Jesus freaks.
James Schlarmann
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September 9, 2017
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Betsy DeVos: “I Don’t Care About Women Getting Raped Until God Makes a Baby With It”
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos recently told attendees at a prayer breakfast why she ended Obama era guidelines for campus sexual assault.
James Schlarmann
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September 8, 2017
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Coulter, Lahren Team Up To Form The Kristian Konservative Koalition of Screeching Blonde Magpies
There's a new, probably racist, SuperPAC in town, run by firebrand blonde conservative commentators Ann Coulter and Trampoline Lahren.
James Schlarmann
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September 7, 2017
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Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is
If you're a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he'd be able to listen to you speak and know you're a Christian.
James Schlarmann
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September 6, 2017
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Keebler Elves Release Statement Apologizing For “Runaway, Rogue, Racist Little Shithead Elf” Ending DACA
The Trump administration sent its top elf out to announce the end of DACA, and that enraged Session's former elf colleagues.
James Schlarmann
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September 5, 2017
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Tambourine Lahren Triggered by Random Black Man Praying
Only Telephone Lahren truly has an idea of how dangerous a kneeling black man is to the United States, and she's not afraid to speak out.
James Schlarmann
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September 5, 2017
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