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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Trump Is Shown Pictures of Hitler and Washington, Can’t Tell Them Apart

It's not just Confederate Generals like Stonewall Jackson or Robert E. Lee that Trump gets confused with George Washington.

Trump Cautions Nation Not to Value Heather Heyer’s Life ‘Too Much More’ Than Statue of Lee

Mourn Heather Heyer, sure. But any good, clean, ammo hoarding, gun toting, liberty loving patriot knows you also HAVE to defend Nazis.

Man Willing to Kill Americans to Protect Monument to Man Who Killed Americans to Keep Blacks Slaves

If there's a confederate monument in a town near you, it might be going away soon. That has one man willing to take your life to stop it.

Steve Bannon Orders Tiki Torches for White House Party Honoring Confederate Victory

One of the president's top advisers wants to throw a party at the White House and he needs a boatload of new tiki torches.

Trump On Charlottesville Attacker: ‘If I Had Another Racist Son, He’d Look Like James Fields’

James Fields, alleged assailant in the Charlottesville car attack that left one woman dead and several others injured, reminds Trump of his sons.

Hipster Nazi Photographed at Charlottesville White Power Rally Blames ‘Jew-Run Media’ For Being Labeled Racist

One man was caught on camera during a white power rally in Charlottesville, where a vicious, deadly terror attack took place.

Trump Wants Immigration Limited to Women Who Want to Be His Wife One Day

Immigration reform is a tough, messy topic without many easy answers. Unless you're President Donny Trump. Then it's easy AF.

Trump Replaces Entire Cabinet With “Fox & Friends” Hosts

Yet another presidential shakeup as Trump's entire cabinet is fired and replaced with the bobble heads of "Fox & Friends."

Bannon Tells Trump They’ll Have to ‘Settle for a Nuclear Holocaust’

It might not be the kind of holocaust he envisioned when he guided Trump to the White House, but a nuclear war with Korea still makes Bannon smile.

Raving, Power Mad Lunatic Threatens Nuclear War, Also North Korea Makes Threats

The United Nations has started an emergency meeting of its security council as the drums of nuclear war pick up their pace.