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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

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"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Founding Fathers to America: ‘Stop Asking Us About Modern Gun Violence, Dummies!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a recent seance and press conference in...
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Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues

With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina.
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Second Amendment Activist Starts Support Group for ‘Poor, Picked On Guns’

One man's defense of the Second Amendment has brought him start a new support group.
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Twitter Offers Trump One Character Per IQ Point

Twitter is giving some users double their usual 140-character limit. But not President Trump yet. However, he's been made an offer he might not refuse.
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NRA Calls For ‘Disingenuous, Half-Hearted Attempt to Pluck Low Hanging Gun Control Fruit’ It Will Ultimately Oppose

Wayne LaPierre tells the media he and the NRA are on board with the minimal effort to curb mass shootings, but only for a short time.
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Tillerson Corrects the Record: ‘I Called Him an Incompetent, Batshit Crazy, Tiny Handed, Thin Orange Skinned, Miscreant and Moron’

Tensions between President Donald Trump and his Secretary of State Rex Tillerson have reached a new high, and Tillerson wants the truth out there.
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Republican Cancer Patient Tries to Pay His Chemo Bills With His Second Amendment Rights

When he was diagnosed with cancer and didn't have "communist" Obamacare subsidized health insurance, this man proposed a new bargain with the hospital.
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Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15

When Clem O'Connell married his darling AR-15, he thought he'd be in for a lifetime of happiness. But his honeymoon turned quickly disastrous.
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Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’

For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want to set the legal line of demarcation much, much earlier.
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Friend of Las Vegas Shooting Victim Calls Bill O’Reilly The ‘Price of Not Being Allowed To Punch Douchebags In The Dick”

Former Fox News host and current sexual predator Bill O'Reilly says that mass shootings are "the price of freedom," and this guy calls BS.
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