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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Everyone Wants to Know: Who Is Deep Covfefe, and Are They The Leak Within The Trump Administration?

The leaker known as Deep Covfefe must come from the Trump Administration's inner sanctum. But who is it?

Nation’s Top Attorney’s Attorney Hires Attorney to Represent His Attorney’s Attorney

The attorney representing Jeff Sessions' attorney has just hired an attorney for his attorney. Confused yet?

Trump Says Osoff Losing Means He’s No Longer Under Criminal Investigation

President Trump signaled today that he's no longer under investigation for obstruction of justice because Democrats lost an election in Georgia.

White House Cleaning Staff Find Trump’s Comey Tapes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

The whole world has been wondering if or when Donald Trump would release recordings of his conversations with James Comey.

Sean Spicer Will Interview Melissa McCarthy To Be His Replacement

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is said to be interviewing for his own replacement, and one person on the list may surprise you.

Kellyanne Conway: Unless Dems Prove Russia Probe Relates to Benghazi, They’re Wasting Millions

White House adviser Kellyanne Conway told media this weekend that if Dems can't tie Russia to Benghazi, they should give up.

Conflicted Trump Supporter Unsure Whether to Support Victims or Attacker in Finsbury Park Attack

The Finsbury Attack in London has this particular Trump supporter conflicted as to who he should sympathize with -- the victims or the attackers

Trump: Seven Perished Sailors in USS Fitzgerald Crash Died Defending His Electoral College Victory

The seven victims of the USS Fitzerald crash with a merchant vessel will receive a brand new honor from President Trump.

KKK Plans Torchlight “Get Well Soon” Tribute and March for Steve Scalise

A local MS KKK chapter plans to pay honor to fellow white supremacist and injured Congressman Steve Scalise (R-LA) with a torchlight rally.

Ted Nugent Says He’s ‘Leading by Example’ and Folds, Puts Away “Lock That C*nt Up” T-Shirt

Outspoken conservative rocker Ted Nugent has decided that the shooting of Steve Scalise means he must extend an olive branch to libtards.