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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Trump Started Telling Putin About His Electoral College Victory, Putin Interrupted and Said ‘You’re Welcome’

During their first face-to-face meeting, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin shared an awkward moment over the Electoral College.

Putin Disappointed Trump Doesn’t Look Like His Online Dating Pic

When Putin Met Trump...he wasn't all that happy with what he saw. Can't say we blame him.

Trump University to Give Lindsay Lohan Doctorate in Political Science

Trump University will be giving actress Lindsay Lohan her very own doctorate degree in the discipline of political science next year.

Putin Tosses Trump a Treat After G20 Press Conference

President Trump got a special treat from Vladimir Putin after answering questions about Russian hacking of the 2016 presidential election.

Kathy Griffin to Release Animated GIF of Trump Beheading Made From “Clash of the Titans” Scene

Kathy Griffin will release a new political statement via animated gif, an art form she hopes Trump supporters continue to defend and validate.

Preparations Underway for President Trump’s First Date With Putin

At the G20 summit later this week, Trump and Putin will get a chance to have their first official date since Russia helped Trump win last year's election.

President Donald Wants to Turn Sally Hemmings’ Secret Slave Quarters Into Trump Hotel “Dream Suite”

The quarters of Sally Hemmings, Jefferson's slave and mother to many of his illegitimate rape babies, has been found. President Trump has a plan for it.

White House July 4th Festivities Delayed While Spicer Finds Trump’s Lapel Pin

The White House staff was in a frenzy as the big Fourth of July plans had to be delayed while they tracked down Trump's lapel pin.

Man Who Was Outraged by Obama’s Taupe Suit Loves Trump’s CNN GIF

A right-wing podcast host and Facebook page owner waxes philosophical about Trump's anti-CNN animated GIF he tweeted over the weekend.

EPA Head Scott Pruitt Starts Federal Panel to Challenge Scientific Consensus on Gravity

As the head of the governmental agency tasked with protecting our environment, Scott Pruitt believes it's time to do a little less of that whole thing.